New TV! Samsung 42” plasma.

New TV! Samsung 42” plasma.


This will not be anything resembling healthy, but oh will it be nummy.

This will not be anything resembling healthy, but oh will it be nummy.


Part of why I love this city. An Austrian oompa band is playing in the middle of Chicago at lunch on a Friday.

Part of why I love this city. An Austrian oompa band is playing in the middle of Chicago at lunch on a Friday.


Ghost Ride the DeLorean!

This was my motorcycle.  Today, the fine residents of Chicago decided that they needed the bike more than I did. Have fun, assholes.  It has a top speed of 178mph.  I hope you wipe yourself out and splatter your guts all over the Edens at 120mph.

This was my motorcycle.  Today, the fine residents of Chicago decided that they needed the bike more than I did.

Have fun, assholes.  It has a top speed of 178mph.  I hope you wipe yourself out and splatter your guts all over the Edens at 120mph.


(via chronicfail) Are you kidding?  Steampunk Abraham Lincoln?  DAY = MADE

(via chronicfail)

Are you kidding?  Steampunk Abraham Lincoln?  DAY = MADE


Eh… Close enough.

Eh… Close enough.


O RLY? Pine nuts contain tree nuts? Mind = blown.

O RLY? Pine nuts contain tree nuts? Mind = blown.


The CTA is actually building stuff! Who knew?

The CTA is actually building stuff! Who knew?


Hey Pigeon! This is a Red Line train! No birds allowed!

Hey Pigeon! This is a Red Line train! No birds allowed!